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A Complete List Of Things Supposedly
Caused By Global Warming
Acne,
agricultural
land increase, Afghan
poppies destroyed, Africa
devastated, Africa
in conflict, African
aid threatened, African
summer frost, aggressive weeds, air
pressure changes, airport
malaria, Agulhas
current, Alaska
reshaped,
moves, allergy
season longer, alligators
in the Thames, Alps
melting, Amazon
a desert, American
dream end, amphibians
breeding earlier (or not), anaphylactic
reactions to bee stings, ancient
forests dramatically changed, animals
head for the hills, animals
shrink, Antarctic
grass flourishes, Antarctic
ice grows, Antarctic
ice shrinks, Antarctic
sea life at risk, anxiety
treatment, algal
blooms, archaeological
sites threatened, Arctic
bogs melt, Arctic
in bloom, Arctic
ice free, Arctic
ice melt faster, Arctic
lakes disappear, Arctic
tundra to burn, Arctic
warming (not), Atlantic
less salty, Atlantic
more salty, atmospheric
circulation modified, attack
of the killer jellyfish, avalanches
reduced, avalanches
increased, Baghdad
snow, Bahrain
under water, bananas
grow, barbarisation,
beer
shortage, beetle
infestation, bet for
$10,000, better
beer, big
melt faster, billion
dollar research projects, billion
homeless, billions
face risk, billions of
deaths, bird
distributions change, bird
loss accelerating, bird
strikes, bird
visitors drop, birds
confused, birds
decline (Wales), birds
driven north, birds
return early, bittern
boom ends, blackbirds
stop singing, blackbirds
threatened, Black
Hawk down, blood
contaminated, blue
mussels return, bluetongue,
brain eating amoebae, brains
shrink, bridge
collapse (Minneapolis), Britain
one big city, Britain
Siberian, brothels
struggle, brown
Ireland, bubonic
plague, budget increases,
Buddhist
temple threatened, building
collapse, building season extension, bushfires,
business
opportunities, business
risks,
butterflies move north, camel
deaths, cancer
deaths in England,
cannibalism,
caterpillar
biomass shift,
cave paintings threatened, childhood
insomnia, Cholera,
circumcision
in decline, cirrus
disappearance, civil
unrest, cloud
increase, coast
beauty spots lost, cockroach
migration, coffee
threatened, cold
climate creatures survive, cold
spells (Australia), cold
wave (India), computer
models, conferences, conflict,
conflict
with Russia, consumers
foot the bill, coral
bleaching,
coral fish suffer, coral
reefs dying, coral
reefs grow, coral
reefs shrink , coral
reefs twilight,
cost
of trillions, cougar
attacks, crabgrass
menace,
cradle of civilisation threatened, creatures
move uphill, crime
increase, crocodile
sex, crops
devastated, crumbling
roads, buildings and sewage systems, curriculum
change, cyclones
(Australia), danger
to kid's health, Darfur,
Dartford
Warbler plague, death
rate increase (US), deaths
to reach 6 million, Dengue hemorrhagic
fever, depression,
desert
advance, desert
retreat, destruction of the
environment, disappearance of coastal
cities, disasters,
diseases move from animals to humans,
diseases move north,
dog
disease, Dolomites
collapse, dozen
deadly diseases, drought,
ducks
and geese decline, dust bowl in the corn
belt, early
marriages, early
spring, earlier pollen
season, Earth
biodiversity crisis, Earth
dying, Earth
even hotter, Earth light
dimming, Earth
lopsided, Earth
melting, Earth
morbid fever, Earth
on fast track, Earth
past point of no return, Earth slowing down,
Earth
spins faster, Earth to explode,
earth upside down, earthquakes,
earthquakes
redux, El Niño
intensification,
end of the world as we know it, erosion,
emerging infections,
encephalitis,
English
villages lost, equality
threatened, Europe simultaneously
baking and freezing, eutrophication, evolution
accelerating, expansion of university climate groups,
extinctions
(human, civilisation,
logic, Inuit,
smallest
butterfly, cod, ladybirds,
pikas, polar bears,
possums,
walrus,
toads,
plants,
salmon, trout,
wild flowers, woodlice,
a million
species, half of all
animal and plant species, mountain
species, not
polar bears, barrier
reef, leaches,
salamanders,
tropical insects) experts
muzzled, extreme changes to
California, fading
fall foliage, fainting,
famine, farmers
benefit, farmers
go under, farm
output boost, fashion
disaster, fever,
figurehead
sacked, fir
cone bonanza, fish
bigger, fish
catches drop, fish
downsize, fish catches rise,
fish
deaf, fish get
lost, fish
head north, fish
stocks at risk, fish stocks
decline, five
million illnesses,
flames stoked, flesh
eating disease, flood
patterns change, floods, floods
of beaches and cities, flood
of migrants, flood
preparation for crisis, Florida
economic decline, flowers
in peril, food
poisoning, food
prices rise, food
prices soar, food
security threat (SA), football
team migration, footpath
erosion, forest
decline, forest
expansion, frog
with extra heads, frostbite,
frost
damage increased, frosts,
fungi fruitful, fungi
invasion, games
change, Garden
of Eden wilts, geese
decline in Hampshire, genetic
diversity decline, gene
pools slashed, giant
oysters invade, giant
pythons invade, giant
squid migrate, gingerbread
houses collapse, glacial
earthquakes, glacial retreat,
glacial
growth, glacier
grows (California), glacier
wrapped, global
cooling, global
dimming, glowing
clouds, golf
course to drown, golf
Masters wrecked, grandstanding,
grasslands
wetter, Great
Barrier Reef 95% dead, Great
Lakes drop, great
tits cope, greening
of the North, Grey
whales lose weight, Gulf
Stream failure, habitat
loss, haggis
threatened, Hantavirus pulmonary
syndrome, harmful
algae, harvest
increase, harvest
shrinkage, hay fever
epidemic, health
affected, health
of children harmed,
health
risks, heart
disease,
heart
attacks and strokes (Australia),
heat waves, hibernation
affected, hibernation
ends too soon, hibernation
ends too late, HIV
epidemic, homeless 50
million, hornets,
high
court debates, human
development faces unprecedented reversal, human
fertility reduced, human
health risk, human
race oblivion, hurricanes,
hurricane
reduction, hurricanes
fewer, hurricanes
not, hydropower
problems, hyperthermia
deaths, ice
age, ice sheet
growth, ice sheet
shrinkage, icebergs,
illness
and death, inclement weather,
India
drowning, infrastructure
failure (Canada), industry
threatened, infectious
diseases, inflation
in China, insect
explosion, insurance premium
rises, Inuit
displacement, Inuit
poisoned, Inuit
suing, invasion
of cats, invasion
of crabgrass, invasion
of herons, invasion
of jellyfish, invasion
of king crabs, invasion of
midges,
island disappears, islands
sinking,
itchier poison ivy, jellyfish
explosion, jets
fall from sky, jet
stream drifts north, Kew
Gardens taxed, kidney
stones, killer
cornflakes, killing
us, kitten boom, koalas
under threat, krill
decline, lake
and stream productivity decline,
lake empties, lake
shrinking and growing, landslides, landslides
of ice at 140 mph, lawsuits
increase, lawsuit successful,
lawyers'
income increased (surprise surprise!), lawyers
want more, legionnaires'
surge, lives
saved, Loch
Ness monster dead, locust
plagues suppressed, Lopsided Earth,
lush
growth in rain forests, Malaria,
mammoth
dung melt, mango
harvest fails, Maple
production advanced, Maple syrup
shortage, marine
diseases, marine
food chain decimated, Meaching
(end of the world), Mediterranean
rises, megacryometeors,
Melanoma, Melanoma
decline, methane
emissions from plants, methane
burps,
methane runaway, melting
permafrost, Middle
Kingdom convulses, migration,
migration difficult
(birds), migratory
birds huge losses, microbes to
decompose soil carbon more rapidly, minorities
hit, monkeys
on the move, Mont
Blanc grows, monuments
imperiled, moose
dying, more
bad air days, more
research needed, mortality
increased, mountain
(Everest) shrinking, mountaineers
fears, mountains
break up, mountains
green and flowering, mountains
taller, mortality
lower, Myanmar
cyclone, narwhals
at risk, National
security implications, native
wildlife overwhelmed, natural
disasters quadruple, new
islands, next
ice age, NFL
threatened, Nile
delta damaged, noctilucent
clouds, no
effect in India, Northwest
Passage opened, nuclear
plants bloom, oaks
dying, oaks
move north, ocean
acidification, ocean
acidification faster, ocean
dead zones unleashed, ocean
deserts expand, ocean
waves speed up, oceans
noisier, opera
house to be destroyed, outdoor
hockey threatened, ozone
repair slowed, ozone rise,
Pacific dead zone, penguin
chicks frozen, personal
carbon rationing, pest
outbreaks, pests
increase, phenology
shifts, plankton
blooms, plankton
destabilised, plants
lose protein, plants
march north, plants
move uphill,
polar
bears aggressive, polar
bears cannibalistic, polar
bears deaf,
polar bears drowning,
polar bears eating themselves,
polar
tours scrapped, popcorn
rise, porpoise
astray, profits
collapse, prostitution, psychiatric
illness, puffin
decline,
radars taken out, railroad
tracks deformed, rainfall
increase, rape
wave, refugees,
reindeer
endangered, release of ancient frozen
viruses, resorts
disappear, rice
threatened, rice
yields crash, rift on Capitol
Hill, rioting
and nuclear war, river
flow impacted, rivers
raised, roads
wear out, robins
rampant, rocky
peaks crack apart, roof
of the world a desert, rooftop
bars, Ross
river disease, ruins
ruined, Russia
under pressure, salinity
reduction, salinity
increase, Salmonella,
Salmon Decline,
satellites
accelerate, school
closures, sea level rise,
sea level rise
faster, seals
mating more, sewer
bills rise, severe
thunderstorms, sex
change,
sexual promiscuity, shark
attacks, sharks
booming, sharks moving
north, sheep
shrink, shop
closures, short-nosed
dogs endangered, shrinking
ponds,
shrinking shrine, ski
resorts threatened, skin
cancer, slow
death,
smaller brains, smog,
snowfall
increase, snowfall
heavy, soaring
food prices, societal
collapse, soil
change, songbirds
change eating habits, sour
grapes, space
problem, spectacular
orchids, spiders
invade Scotland, squid
aggressive giants, squid population
explosion, squid
tamed, squirrels
reproduce earlier, stingray
invasion, storms wetter,
stormwater
drains stressed, street
crime to increase, subsidence, suicide,
swordfish
in the Baltic, Tabasco tragedy,
taxes,
tectonic
plate movement, teenage
drinking, terrorism,
threat
to peace, ticks
move northward (Sweden), tides
rise, tigers
eat people, tomatoes
rot, tornado
outbreak, tourism
increase, trade
barriers, trade winds weakened,
traffic
jams, transportation
threatened, tree foliage increase
(UK), tree
growth slowed, trees
in trouble, trees
less colourful, trees
more colourful, trees
lush, tropics
expansion, tropopause
raised, truffle
shortage, truffles
down, turtles
crash, turtle
feminised, turtles
lay earlier, UFO
sightings, UK
coastal impact, UK
Katrina, uprooted
- 6 million, Vampire
moths, Venice
flooded, violin
decline, volcanic
eruptions, walrus
pups orphaned, walrus
stampede, war,
war between US and Canada, wars over
water, wars
sparked, wars
threaten billions, wasps,
water bills double, water
scarcity (20% of increase), water
stress, weather
out of its mind, weather
patterns awry,
Western
aid cancelled out, West
Nile fever, whales
lose weight, whales
move north, whales
wiped out, wheat
yields crushed in Australia, wildfires, wind
shift, wind
reduced,
wine - harm
to Australian industry, wine
industry damage (California),
wine industry disaster (US),
wine - more
English, wine - England
too hot, wine
-German boon, wine
- no
more French , wine
passé (Napa), wine
stronger, winters
in Britain colder, winter
in Britain dead, witchcraft
executions, wolves
eat more moose, wolves
eat less, workers laid
off, World
at war, World
War 4, World
bankruptcy, World
in crisis, World
in flames, Yellow
fever.
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2010-01-07, 12:27 PM
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Half a man, half amazing
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Baltimore, MD
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Great line:
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Originally Posted by dailymail
The Corporation's most famous interrogators invariably begin by accepting that "the science is settled", when there are countless reputable scientists and climatologists producing work that says it isn't.
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2010-01-07, 12:46 PM
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Animate Object
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Silver Spring
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This thread displays the remarkable disconnect in understanding between people who are familiar with science practice and those who are not. I am not faulting the people who don't understand it, as I think scientists should do a better job of explaining the process. People do, of course, need to be willing to listen.
In general, the goal of published work is to present findings that are correct and verifiable. In practice, nearly every published work has some sort of error in it, and it is not uncommon to find works that are wholly incorrect in their findings. Moreover, it is not unheard of for a person or group to get multiple papers out of a topic by first publishing something incorrect, and then publishing proof that they were incorrect.
I don't have any standing to comment on whether the peer review process is overall flawed or not, but I can definitely say that it is by no means foolproof, nor is it expected to be. The idea is that by publishing ones results, they can be checked by other scientists. I took a number of classes as an undergrad where all we did was present published work to the class and point out what was wrong with it.
Anyway, the idea that a bunch of lay people can have a meaningful debate about the legitimacy of a body of scientific evidence in general is farcical. People think that because they know the weather report that they understand climate science. I'd love to see this kind of debate on the subject of quantum computing or dark matter or what-have-you.
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2010-01-07, 02:10 PM
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Half a man, half amazing
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Baltimore, MD
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We have those debates too. You know what you sound like Agent Sunshine? You sound like the church. People should trust what the church is telling them to do with their lives/society because they couldn't possibly understand for themselves.
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2010-01-07, 04:09 PM
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My subtle hustle....
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Originally Posted by Agent Sunshine
Anyway, the idea that a bunch of lay people can have a meaningful debate about the legitimacy of a body of scientific evidence in general is farcical. People think that because they know the weather report that they understand climate science. I'd love to see this kind of debate on the subject of quantum computing or dark matter or what-have-you.
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There are two types of people using the information as a way to bolster their position against global warming...the trolls and the right leaning hypocrites. Neither of which is going to properly debate anything...they are going to pick and choose what they want to see, paraphrase, misquote and generally shit all over something, as they normally do.
Just fuck with them. It's far more fun...the fact that people want to even debate making the world a better place should tell you it's a pointless debate.
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2010-01-07, 04:22 PM
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100% Legal
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Location: SSC
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Originally Posted by OhNoesIt'sJohn
Just fuck with them. It's far more fun...the fact that people want to even debate making the world a better place should tell you it's a pointless debate.
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You're very naive if you think cap and trade is intended to make the world a better place. It's all about money.
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2010-01-07, 04:25 PM
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dee tΩ the eye
Join Date: Apr 2004
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like most environmental issues/"solutions", they're really about class warfare and redistribution of wealth than anything else.
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2010-01-07, 04:30 PM
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1) global temperatures have not gone up in the past decade. Global warming has effectively stopped. All the things the climate models predicted for this past decade were totally and utterly wrong.
2) CO2 emissions have skyrocketed during this past decade, yet temperatures remained stable.
3) Scientists at the prestigious Climate Research Unit at the University of East Anglia have been caught manipulating raw data to make it appear that temperatures have gone up much more than they actually have. They have blacklisted scientists that disagree with them, and strong armed peer reviewed journals that publish anyone that disagrees with them. They refused to release the raw data their reports were based on, and now officialy have "lost" the data.
The CRU data was the basis not only for IPCC reports on global warming but fgor US policies on global warming as well. This is a huge scandal.
4)It is reasonable to conclude that perhaps Co2 is not the harbginger of doom we hypothesized it was. After all, water vapor makes up the vast majority of greenhouse gases, not c02.
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2010-01-07, 04:36 PM
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instigator
Join Date: Oct 2004
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face-fucking-falm.
1. Yes the CRU data was used for IPCC. But it wasnt the SOLE data, it was a mere fraction. You are talking thousands and thousands of data sets all pointing to the same conclusion. Only the CRU data has been found to be manipulated. Stop equating that one scenario with the demise with all other scientific findings.
2. you are not a climatologist by any stretch. all your points are random babble. you have no clue what you are talking about. neither does Ramz or anybody else. You guys are fucking using google to find shit online and pretend like you have any idea what the data means and what scientists actually believe.
Newsflash: real scientists who make a living off this know MORE than you. Until you prove ALL of them are lying, your points are all meaningless.
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